I think the diet Max the Husky is on is getting to him, just heard him singing this to himself.
Fool she said “Do you not know
bones make your gut grow
Hear my words and I might teach you
Or my foot is gonna reach you”
But her words like silent raindrops fell
and all I chose to hear was silence
and then she pointed out what I weighed
and the dents from where I laid
And then she gave me one more warning
“stop eating or vets in the morning”
And then she said “To band your fat guts!”
“No more Subway rolls
And No more meatballs”
and I whimpered in the sound of silence.
Maxwell Francis Murray – Woof